What Happened to My Eyebrows?

My fashionable unibrow…one minute

What happened to my eyebrows? So many of my friends have lost them completely, replacing them with those pencil squiggles that look like stitches.

Mine are on the opposite end of the spectrum. They have grown even bushier with age. I look a little bit like Andy Rooney from 60 Minutes — my eyebrows wild and free like some hungry…

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Mary is a top writer in humor, short stories and poetry. She’s written for Newsweek, Wall St. Journal, Good Housekeeping, and Chicken Soup for the Soul.

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